Lots of people want me to write this blog...
Ok so by 'lots of people' I mean my wife, family and a couple friends. Truth be told, I really want to write this blog. I have a lot of funny things happening to me and I want to share and remember them. Today I posted the Robot Monster story which was pretty much copy and paste from facebook and change the names to protect the innocent. No sweat right?
You are wrong. In fact, you could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.
I now reference the ravaged stick of butter in the picture.
"Oh goodness," you say? Perhaps, "Where is the rest of that stick of butter"? Or the parents among you, "Are those the fingerprints of a 2 year old"?
The remainder of the butter is covering the Daughterchild. Yes, she now has an oily sheen to her that is reminiscent of a college frat party wrestling match I am already forbidding her from participating in.
She was out of my sight for 5 minutes. Five very quiet minutes. By the time the feeling of "Oh God its too quiet," had registered in my brain the damage was done. She was trying to hug the dog, who was licking her leg happily.
As a stay at home dad, I have to be an attentive, busy dude. I intend to work on integrating time for writing in my schedule but its sadly gonna take more time than I like.
Lesson of the day: In parenting, if you stop paying attention for a second you end up doing hours of avoidable work.
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